Aggie. 2016. Kind of a big deal. Tastefully offensive. Hopeless romantic. Kinda funny. Happily taken. Luckiest girl in the world. ❤️

 

I think that if I could fall asleep next to you every night, I’d never really be sad again.

Midnight thoughts (I already miss you)

(Source: reality-escape-artist)

59oz:

its sad when you’re so used to being treated like shit that when someone actually treats you well you don’t think you deserve it.

jellybelly30:

moonglade-poetess:

tastefullyoffensive:

Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.


fixed it.

Because, as we all know, the Cap’n is an expert on any form of orgasm and how to make sure you have one. ;)

jellybelly30:

moonglade-poetess:

tastefullyoffensive:

Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.

fixed it.

Because, as we all know, the Cap’n is an expert on any form of orgasm and how to make sure you have one. ;)

(Source: memewhore)

dippity-do-not-touch-me:

once my sister got rejected for a job at a web design company that she really wanted to work for so that night she hacked into their website and redirected it to her blog and the next day the CEO called her and hired her on the spot so moral of the story: if at first you don’t succeed, hack their website and make them beg for mercy 

enjol-ras:

Whenever I see “write one interesting fact about yourself” I immediately forget everything that I’ve done and seen ever

(Source: angryfemales)